Posted on November 06 2016

Top 10 Chuck Norris Facts:

  • There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
  • Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
  • Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
  • Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
  • Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
  • Chuck Norris was hit by a semi while walking across a street, he then helped the driver out of the mangled wreckage.
  • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  • Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
  • Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke.....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Do you know some better facts / Chuck Norris jokes? Let us know what your favorite Chuck Norris facts are. :)

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