TOP 10 CHUCK NORRIS FACTS
Posted on November 06 2016
Top 10 Chuck Norris Facts:
- There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
- Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
- Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
- Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
- Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
- Chuck Norris was hit by a semi while walking across a street, he then helped the driver out of the mangled wreckage.
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
- Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke.....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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